windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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