We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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