we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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