what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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