so let's talk penis.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
