You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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