you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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