In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
