Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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