do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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