It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
third nipple confirmed
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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