I'm really into asian looking animals
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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