i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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