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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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