I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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