They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My vagina just recognized that song.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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