Buhtt sex?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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