Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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