woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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