dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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