Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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