I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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