talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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