Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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