They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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