Got a toothbrush?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
How's work?
Spinning.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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