I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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