And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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