We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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