U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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