Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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