Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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