so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize