They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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