I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
organizing the empties. That sober.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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