Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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