She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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