Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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