I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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