my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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