Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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