i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Who did Billy Mays play for?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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