they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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