So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Someone came in the potted fern
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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