I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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