Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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