i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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