Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
there is glitter all over my balls
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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