everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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