why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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