i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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