I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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