To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
