Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
is wine microwaveable?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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