So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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