is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
