Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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