it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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